Dear headache: You've been around all day. Please kindly go bug someone else. I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Dear Home Depot delivery guys: I'm going to have to resist the urge to tackle-hug you tomorrow when you deliver our new washer and dryer. Seriously, not having to pay 2 bucks a load anymore gives me the warm and fuzzies.
Dear PetsMart: Why the heck did you think it was okay to make my dog's tail resemble a lion's tail? He looks ridic.
Dear Husband: I have the perfect idea for our Friday night date night tonight: you, me, a movie and the couch. How does that sound?
Dear apartment: Please pack yourself. Thanks.
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